If he threaten to kill me, I will take him with me.
If he threaten to kill me, I will take him with me.
Have you ever notice how much your parents have given to you?
All the troubles we gave you, you see it in a positive light. You worry about the similar troubles you will give us in the future. For that, we will understand. Bare with us until we gain strength to hold you as you have hold us when we learn the walk of life.
Happy Mother’s Day Mom.
Virgin Atlantic Elite passengers get ice cubes shaped like Richard Branson
“While Richard would love to be able to sit and enjoy a drink with all of our passengers, his schedule means that it simply isn’t possible,” Virgin Atlantic Chief Executive Officer Steve Ridgway says in a statement. “Now he is able to join our guests ‘in spirit.’
- USA Today
—- that’s a sure way to keep your elite passengers ‘in spirit’
Oh how punny
- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
That looks so fun…<3
WHOA!
yes good
(Source: switchum, via these-passions)
big bang theory
Nerds clean up mad good. It’s their silent revenge. They work hard. Then they became your boss with the money, cash, and looks.
(via terssatran)
One day, I will learn to love myself.
This is what we all say.
Because we know, if any more is said, our tears would run dry.
So it’s cool, I’m used to being hurt.
(via misssteph)
That is a representation of my Asian, S. Korean or not, friends.
Gotta adore them. Rather have them glue to the screen sometimes.
PS - Not meant to be offensive.
Battle you cannot win #college 101
True Story:
College student living with 5 other friends in a campus apartment.
DISHES; always full… or overflowing. Never yours. Magically never any of your mates.
Left for the weekend. Return to campus. Kitchen sink with more and dirt(ier) dishes
A week later… more dishes join the party.
Smell problem arises. Sink clogged with mysterious looking creatures.
Guess who have to wash the dishes in the end?
YOU.
PS from your roommates - Don’t forget the trash(es)!
